Today is what?…
I just realized the communication between me and boyfriend is like that game of the broken phone.
Me: Mom and dad are getting out of that apartment and moving to another house two blocks away from us.
Me: Problems with the keeper
BF: When are they moving?
Me: Probably this week, they still need to pack
Me: I told you my parents
BF: Your parents? Why?
Me: I told you they have problems with the keeper
BF: What keeper?
Me: The apartment keeper
BF: They have problems in the building they’re living in?
Me: because there’s no water in the building
BF: Oh that’s bad, they should move.
Me: That’s what I told you they’re doing.
BF: Where do they want to move?
Me: I told you baby, they’re moving two blocks away from us.
Me: Are you even listening to what I’m saying?
BF: What are you saying?
Me: What did I just said? (green…waaaayy green)
BF: I don’t understand you, you confuse me.
Me: (turning black now) I said, my parents are moving out of the apartment because they have problems with the keeper, so they got another house two blocks away from us.
BF: Oh, and when are they moving?
Me: (deeeeep breath) Probably this week.
BF: This week, when?
Me: I don’t know, maybe Friday.
BF: Why do they want to move on Friday? Why don’t they wait until Saturday so I can help?
Me: I didn’t say they were moving on Friday I just thought they would move that day.
BF: But why?
Me: Ugh! Forget about it.
BF: You should speak to me clearly and correctly because I don’t understand you.
I don’t know, do I really speak weird English or am I speaking in another language and I am not aware of it?
I quit with this man!
Happy Monday Everyone!