Thursday, July 22, 2004
Back in the days…
I remember when I was little, maybe around 2o or 3 years of age, you know the age when you want to know everything and you ask “why” for what ever thing that crosses your mind. I didn’t use to ask much I remember that but I loved discovering things by my own.
Like for example:
I discovered when you eat ants they cause you stomach pain and a real bad diarrhea.
I discovered that eating the blue little things inside the powder detergent made me sneeze a lot and also caused me a bad diarrhea.
I discovered that Play Do tastes salty and really bad, but once you get used to the flavor, it’s not so bad actually.
I also discovered that dog and cat food has a tangy sour flavor but definitely not tasty but at least it didn’t cause me diarrhea, so I suppose it’s eatable for humans too.
I discovered that crayons are really chewable and can make a good replacement for bubble gum, of course without the bubble, thought it did cause me a bad stomach pain and well diarrhea too.
I discovered that is really not a good idea to pour Vapo-rub on your private parts because it burns like hell.
So you see, I have discovered many things that maybe some of you have never willed to try.
And actually when I now say something like:
“This tastes like rubber”
“This tastes like cardboard”
“This tastes like chalk”
“This tastes like WD-40”
And people look at me funny, I can’t help it I just have to say, “well I tried it and it really does taste like that”