Yep, there’s a Part 2 believe it or not…
Frankly the Humpback must look pretty beside me. I need sleep, I look so yellow and pale I scare people, hell I even scare myself.
Last night everything seemed so quiet it was unbelievable there were no noises outside. But I was thinking too early because later at night 2:00 am to be exact the nice neighbor lady again takes its shieety ass puppy out to poop; and this time I was not going to lay in bed waiting for them to shut up.
Little by little as I promised I was turning into Hulk and last night was the night my room exploded.
Neighbor: HA HA HA HA Look at this mother f..ker, it wants to sh..t on the wheel (I freak out with the hope it was not my car wheel)
Neighbor: No, no, no, no, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
Dog: Dwarf, dwarf, dwarf, dwarf,
Neighbor: Shut up, and come here, come here you, leave the cat alone!
Cat: Mmmmmmmeeeeeoooowwwwwww Heeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz
Neighbor: Go, shoo, shoo (big foot steps)
I think at that moment the dog was chasing the cat around because the woman just kept yelling at the puppy all over the parking area.
By then I was completely green and I felt cold sweat all over my body and I could feel the hair in my body arising from my skin. I could not take it any more and I just had to get up and shut the woman up.
My boyfriend was so scared because that same afternoon I told him that if I heard that woman with that dog again in the middle of the night I was going to get out and shut her up. So as soon as my boyfriend heard me taking my clothes our of my drawer he got up and said. “where are you going?” and I just told him “I’m going to shut that woman up that’s what I’m going to do!”
So I just went outside and I saw the woman for the first time in two days, with her flannel pajama and a sleeping hat and there it was this cute Labrador pup smelling its own old poop and looking for a new fresh place to put his new poop.
Me: Excuse me lady, I’m so sorry to disturb you at this time of night, I know it’s late it’s 2:00
am but you’re making too much noises and we have to wake up very early in the
morning so can you keep your voice down?
Me: Keep your voice down, you have been waking us up for two nights in a row now and we
need to sleep I’m sorry.
Neighbor: Oh sure, no problem
Me: I’m R.E.A.L.L.Y. S.O.R.R.Y. T.H.A.N.K. Y.O.U!
Neighbor: No problem
When I turned around to get into my apartment I see this woman whom I think it was this woman’s sister looking at me like she wants to have a fight with me. But at that time I was boiling so I just gave her my “I will kill you if you even look at me” look and I said “good evening’ The woman said the same and saw me as I was getting inside.
I think the one who should have given an apology to me was the neighbor but oh well. She just won a call to the police next time I hear her barking at her dog.
But that didn’t end there, oh no sir, you think that just because I went outside and shut the woman the night was going to be peaceful? Well it was peaceful for 1 minute because after that a big truck with very very loud country music was passing fast by my block and parked near my window and the owner of the big truck was shouting the name of another guy in another big truck in the corner below.
That lasted about 1 or 2 hours more.
Then a patrol car was chasing another car with the sirens on.
After that the firefighters came along with the sirens on
And to finish the circus, a midnight concerto starting two male cats fighting over a female cat.
By then it was 4 am and it was time to get up.
Did I get rest?
You think I’m in the mood to work and listen to other people crap at work?
This time, if I hear one more time the guy sitting next to me whistling a stupid Beatle song. I’m gong to punch him in the face, I swear.
Tricia, I’m sorry I didn’t take the pictures when I was turning into Hulk but it was too dark and too damn late to look for my Polaroid.
Probably tonight I’ll be more prepared.
Have a nice and peaceful weekend everyone.