Monday, July 19, 2004
What would you do if…
Me: Ok so now that you have a car you should buy an alarm for it
Bf: No I can’t right now, I don’t have any money,
Me: It’s only $80 dollars!
Bf: Oh look at this cool phone and it’s only $150 dlls that’s cheap!.
Bf: I can’t see well, I need my sunglasses
Me: What you need is a pair of reading glasses ‘cause you can barely see the….WATCH
THE STOP LIGHT YOU’RE GOING TO HIT THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Take the original documents out of the car just in case, or take out one of the wires
Bf: No, that’s ok, I’ll just leave it on the street, I don’t think something will happen to it.
Me: Well then park it on my space, my car is yunk and yours is not.
Bf: No, it’s ok, just leave it.
Me: Well then buy the freaking insurance!
Bf: No it’s too expensive and I can’t affort it right now.
Me: We’ll see if your car gets stolen again if you have 400 dlls to buy another one just like that one.
What I’m planning to do at our anniversary and his birthday:
I will buy one bow with one card. Why?
Because I have given him a pack of lotion with aftershave and moisturizing cream and now ask me where it was.
Inside the stolen car.
I gave him one shirt originally made in Veracruz and ask me where it was.
Inside the stolen car
I gave him for his birthday one big tool box with lots and lots and lots of cool tools. Now ask me where that was….
Yeah… In the stole car.
So now before his gifts get stolen or lost I will loose them for him, at least I will know where they were…
Happy Monday everyone!